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$target is as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
$target is as useless as a nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck.
$target is as useless as a flammable fire extinguisher
$target is as useless as a glass cricket bat
$target is as useless as a gelignite suppository.
$target is as useless as a coal powered frog-violin.
$target is as useless as a granite sugar cube.
$target is as useless as a pasta audio wire
$target is as useless as a sugar surf board
$target is as useless as spam windscreen wipers
$target is as useless as a blind lifeguard
$target is as useless as wooden soap
$target is as useless as shortbread tires
$target is as useless as a whipped-cream jet engine
$target is as useless as a knitted light bulb
$target is as useless as a plate-steel trampoline
$target is as useless as an invisible traffic light
$target is as useless as a string hook
$target is as useless as a bread boat
$target is as useless as plasticine wire cutters
$target is as useless as a neon pink secret door
$target is as useless as chocolate staples,
$target is as useless as a lead balloon,
$target is as useless as a paper hole punch,
$target is as useless as a water hat,
$target is as useless as a steel reinforced concrete sail.
$target is as useless as a margarine turbocharger.
$target is as useless as custard floorboards
$target is as useless as gravy ceiling tiles.
$target is as useless as a mud monitor,
$target is as useless as a chocolate disk,
$target is as useless as a silent telephone,
$target is as useless as a tap-dancing microprocessor  
$target is as useless as a velvet TV set,
$target is as useless as a concrete engine,
$target is as useless as a water-proof tea bag.
$target is as useless as an exploding bassoon
$target is as useless as a stone cigarette.
$target is as useless as syrup underwear.
$target is as useless as a plastic oven.
$target is as useless as a wax truss.
$target is as useless as a liquorice suspension bridge.
$target is as useless as soap false teeth.
$target is as useless as asbestos water wings.
$target is as useless as a lemonade roof.
$target is as useless as velvet brake-pads.
$target is as useless as a pair of jelly wellingtons,
$target is as useless as a jam cardigan,
$target is as useless as a paper bicycle pump,
$target is as useless as non-stick sellotape,
$target is as useless as a sponge radar
$target is as useless as ice-cream saucepans
$target is as useless as a soluble drain pipe.
$target is as useless as a cubic ball-bearing.
$target is as useless as an inflatable dartboard
$target is as useless as a soluble lifeboat
$target is as useless as a glass hammer
$target is as useless as and a packet of rubber nails
$target is as useless as elevator Earth Shoes
$target is as useless as heat'n'eat popsicles
$target is as useless as see-through mirror
$target is as useless as a revolving basement restaurant
$target is as useless as G-rated pornflick
$target is as useless as VW body on a Porsche chassis  
$target is as useless as roll-on hairspray
$target is as useless as a solar-powered foghorn
$target is as useless as moped exercycle
$target is as useless as objective journalism
$target is as useless as braille speedometers
$target is as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
$target is as useless as an ejector seat in a helicopter.
$target is as useless as waterproof teabags.
$target is as useless as solar powered torches.
$target is as useless as central heated ice-cubes.
$target is as useless as a pocket in a pair of underpants.
$target is as useless as an astray on a motorbike
$target is as useless as a sodium submarine
$target is as useless as tits on a bull
$target is as useless as a condom with a hole in it.
